12 12 / 2011
Suri's Burn Book: Well, this is awkward.As first reported by People, Kingston Rossdale...
Well, this is awkward.
As first reported by People, Kingston Rossdale and Maddox Jolie-Pitt were photographed wearing the same coat this week.
Obviously they are wearing the piece very differently. Maddox, as usual, is taking himself way too seriously and using the jacket to reflect a…
Suri often makes Humorless Feminist LOL.
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05 12 / 2011
Romantic Comedies, Their Plots (with spoilers)
Will the thin white heterosexual woman with a vague job in the upscale sector and an impossibly large apartment find love?
YES.
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04 12 / 2011
SO NO,
I DON’T WANT YOUR NUMBER (NO)
AND I DON’T WANNA GIVE YOU MINE (AND NO)
I DON’T WANNA MEET YOU NOWHERE (NO)
DON’T WANT NONE OF YOUR TIME, AND (NO)
I DON’T WANT NO SCRUB. A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN’T GET NO LOVE FROM ME. HANGING OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE, TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME.
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30 11 / 2011
Ok, so this is horrible. Ryan the tatoo artist never should have done this. It is a terrible thing. Also, man, that is some funny shit. (Pun totally, but sheepishly, intended.) — HF
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”
No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.—-
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23 11 / 2011
NEVERMIND. I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOO.
DON’T FORGET ME, I BEGGED.
BUT I REMEMBER YOU SAID:
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD.
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE.
BUT SOMETIMES IT HURSTS INSTEAD.
Ok, y’all. Lolz.
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23 11 / 2011
"First, remember that style comes in all sizes, so the bigger you are, the more style you have. And second, draw attention to your best features by pointing at them, and conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who mentions them."
Those fashion tips are courtesy of noted style icon and total badass Miss Piggy. (via thesignaturething)
I don’t generally condone violence, being humorless and all. But this made me feel kinda good. Ms. Piggy FTW, yo.
(Source: timeoutnewyork, via annajarzab)
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15 11 / 2011
"You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody."
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31 10 / 2011
Family Guy, STFU
This is some BS, yo. Humorless Feminist almost NEVER thinks violence is funny. Especially when there’s no critique or analysis AT ALL. These folks should be ashamed of themselves.
From Jezebel:
In this episode, we’re introduced to Quagmire’s little sister, Brenda, and Lois expresses her concern over Brenda’s abusive boyfriend, Jeff: “She’s still with him? Isn’t he the one that beats her?” and Peter replies, “Yeah, but she’s gotten a lot better.” This is just the first of many, many disgusting non-jokes.
Barf.
23 9 / 2011
“Stop! STOP! STOP MAKING YOUR STUPID FACE!”
-My roommate, to me, during this scene, while I was trying not to cry
I am said roommate. In my defense, I was a wee bit tipsy and also not up for a moment of heartache. Oh, Ben and Leslie, Humorless Feminist hearts you guys.
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13 9 / 2011
Reblogging for Eesha, whose love for Felicity I don’t really GET, but I’ve always seen the appeal of Noel.
My roommate reblogged this for me. Humorless Feminist does indeed lurve Felicity. Even though, now on second watching, it’s not that feminist of a show. But I am watching it on Netflix Instant because the show was my jam when it started. Back then, I was a high school senior, and all I wanted was to move to NY to go to college and make new friends and learn awesome things and start revolutions and whatnot. I was such a bright-eyed optimist back then, perhaps even humorFULL. Nostalgia is a powerful drug my friends.
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09 9 / 2011
Humorless Feminist loves modern art. And gives people stank face in the museum when they say they could do what Rothko did. No, asshole, you couldn’t. Or else you would have.
